i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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