Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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