i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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