I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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