WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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