I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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