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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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