i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he puts the penis in happiness.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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