Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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