his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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