You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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