is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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