the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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