Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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