He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
