She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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