ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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