Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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