Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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