You're so nebulous sometimes
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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