i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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