just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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