I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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