i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
