goodnight i made you a song goodbye
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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