What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
