i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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