I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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