you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i think we sleep fucked last night...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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