Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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