I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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