I wanna bring you to show and tell
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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