Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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