In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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