R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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