yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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