I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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