His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You did what with his pubic hair?
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