people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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