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I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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