It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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