OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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