My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
