I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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