Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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