Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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