quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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