sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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