you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Randomize
