i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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