Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize