If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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